mermaidcunt: no one gives a fuck if that photo is queued and that you’re on vacation
Kris: Don't you think that you need to date someone younger than Kourtney?
Scott: Are you trying to hook me up with Kendall and Kylie?
wwiao: 95 percent of self esteem issues are caused by the iphones front camera
parasailin-sarahpalin: using tumblr while someone is behind you is like russian roulette you don’t know whether the next post could be a cat or some japanese girl being shat on by an octopus